TV tonight: prepare for a twisted, three-part holiday from hell | TV & radio

Two weeks in August

9pm, BBC One

Group vacations are not always successful. But watch out for socialite Zoe (Jessica Raine) and down-on-his-luck Dan (Damien Malony), desperate to recover from a family crisis, as they head off to Greece with their old friends. But what better way to get everyone comfortable on the first night than with a fish dinner followed by hallucinogenic mushrooms? Leila Farzad, Dolly Wells and Hugh Skinner also star in the twisted, twisted, sun-soaked drama. Hollie Richardson

Bullseye for Soccer Aid

5.55pm, ITV1

Look forward to more Football Aid games as we approach 20 years of charity football, starting with a video of the game of dats. Freddie Flintoff is back as a receiver, Kym Marsh and his sister-in-law Claire, Jon Richardson and Angela Barnes, and Olly Murs and Mark Wright shooting in front of goalkeeper Richard Ashdown. HR

The World’s Most Secret Hotels

8pm, Channel 4

The final collection of international hotels in the series described by Julie Walters. In East Lothian, Scotland, the Bus Stop is a place of beauty with a twist: visitors can sleep in nine high-rise buses. In Arizona, Castle Hot Springs can be found 11km down a dirt road near the hot springs of the Bradshaw Mountains. HR

Cher at the BBC

9pm, BBC Two

Happy 80th birthday, Cher! To celebrate, the BBC is turning back the clock with a series of game shows and chat moments. He is the only artist to have Billboard No 1s in the US in every decade between the 1960s and 2010s, with hits such as I Got You Babe, Walking in Memphis, Strong Enough and Believe. HR

No one is stupid

9pm, ITV1

Get a first look at everything in this new quiz presented by Danny Dyer and Emily Atack, as 10 contestants take to the stage and compete to see who to appear be the most clever – and a prize of £100,000 will be up for grabs. As a social experiment it is a good way to bluster and bias the ignorant; as a competitive show, it’s Destination X meets The Traitors. Priya Elan

Mr. Spade

9pm, U&Drama

Clive Owen clearly describes the heartbreak of Dashiell Hammett’s gumshoe dog Sam Spade, who is now retired but still causing all kinds of trouble in the south of France in 1963. As Spade’s investigation into the murder of six nuns continues, he finds himself in some conflict with the Vatican. Graeme Virtue

Film selection

Does This Exist?, out now, Disney

Inspired by the true story of how John Bishop became the actor, Bradley Cooper’s new film is a poignant, magical drama about marriage and mid-life struggles. Will Arnett plays New York businessman Alex, separated from his wife Tess (Laura Dern) and feeling lost and lonely. One evening, he signed up to hold a microphone at a bar night to avoid an entrance fee – and he’s unexpectedly energetic when he takes the stage to share his life story. Her joie de vivre as she pursues stand-up-as-medicine plays former volleyball star Tess, who has lost her car after becoming a mother. Like the breakup of a relationship, it’s messy and confusing, while the real-life situation makes comedy club shows sing. Simon Wardell

Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Ghost War, now, Prime Video

The spy thriller directed by John Krasinski has always been in the shadow of Mission: Impossible, but there is an endless desire for espionage stories that this thriller has a good time with. Krasinski’s CIA agent Jack Ryan provides an interesting contrast to the haunted Cruise: a relaxed grinder, with a strong moral compass and a good line in the rather slyly British. Here, Ryan teams up with Sienna Miller’s MI6 agent to follow Max Beesley’s black ops ops – Ethan Hunt if he went to the dark side – from London to Dubai. SW

My Favorite Cake, 9pm, BBC Four

Maryam Moghadam and Behtash Sanaeeha, the directors of this glorious, extraordinary film, were given 14-month suspended sentences last year for pornography and propaganda against the Iranian nation. On the surface, the harrowing story of a 70-year-old Tehran widow (Lili Farhadpour) and her encounter with an elderly taxi driver (Esmaeel Mehrabi) seems unremarkable. But it seemed disturbing in a country where women’s lives are very restricted – and where the pleasures of a man and a woman talking, dancing and eating together turn into worse things. SW

Sleep, 11.40pm, Film4

In the horror tradition of Eastern horror films, but with a nod to The Exorcist, Jason Yu’s 2023 Korean film is an insomniac. Soo-jin (Jung Yu-mi) is expecting a baby any moment, but her actor husband, Hyun-soo (Lee Sun-kyun), has REM sleep disorders. This includes scratching his face, eating raw meat – and much, much worse. It’s a matter of scientific reasoning and spiritual belief, as Soo-jin becomes convinced that she is possessed by an evil spirit. But is the emotional stress of a new mother the source of her fear? SW

Live sports

Cycling: Giro d’Italia, 11.45am, TNT Sports 1 Section 14, from Aosta to Pila.

Women’s Super League: Charlton v Leicester, 12.15pm, BBC Two Valley relegation games.

Champions Cup Rugby Union: Leinster v Bordeaux Bègles, 1.45pm, ITV4 Last in Bilbao, Spain.

Women’s T20 cricket: England v New Zealand, 2pm, Channel 5 From Canterbury. The final T20 will be on Monday at 2pm on Sky Sports Cricket.

Championship: Hull v Middlesbrough, 3pm, Sky Sports Main Event Play-off finals. Groups and dates are subject to change.

Women’s Champions League: Barcelona v Lyon, 4.30pm, BBC Two The last one from Oslo, Norway.