World Cup: Meet the Scotland team in their own words

Christie and Dykes — who McGinn says are inseparable “it’s not Christie’s choice” — will watch the final two episodes of the Netflix series, Legends. “No spoilers, please,” ex asks.

“With my best mate,” laughs Curtis.

Hanley – or “Griz” to shave back Kelly – may not call McLean his friend after exposing that story – “he needs a big man, he grows up fast”.

Christie, on the other hand, could not get his head on the pre-match meal of “Leader, legend” Andy Robertson. “Some weird chicken sandwich thing”.

It’s pancakes for Christie, and John Suttar is a barista for McGinn.

We all know that Scott McTominay has made his transition to Italian life seamless, so coffee was always on hand during the eventful day. Except it’s his turn in the body scanner for VAR use.

Clip your toenails and breathe.

McTominay knows how to work the camera, mind you. According to both Christy and Kelly, he is the “biggest poser”.

“There’s a lot of product in Anthony Ralston’s hair,” McLean said. “He’s enjoying himself.”

“Diva” George Hirst was McGinn’s choice of biggest poser, who also used the words “groan, fat, half-line and bald” to describe four other teammates. The love in the air was palpable.

For those answers on a postcard…